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what kind of lover u are?>>

ORIGINAL QUOTE:
“If you love someone, Set her free…If she
comes
back, she’s yours, If she doesn’t, it was
never
meant to be….”

THE NEW VERSIONS…

The Analogist: IF you love someone AND
this
someone
doesn’t love u; THEREFORE you should
set
her free

Optimist: If you love someone, Set her
free…Don’t worry,
she’ll come back.

Pessimist: If you love someone, Set her
free…
If
she ever
comes back, she’s yours, If she doesn’t, as
expected, she
never was. Whatever gave you the idea
that
she would
anyway?

Suspicious: If you love someone, Set her
free.
..If
she ever
comes back, ask her why.

Impatient: If you love someone, Set her
free…If
she doesn’t
come back within a week forget her

Patient: If you love someone, Set her
free…If
she doesn’t
come back put your life on hold and sit
and
wait.

Playful: If you love someone, Set her
free…If
she comes
back, *and if you love her still, set her free
again, repeat*

The Human Ecologist: If you love
someone,
Set her
free, In
fact, all living creatures deserve to be
free..

Lawyers:If you love someone, Set her
free,
Clause
1a of
Paragraph 13a – 1 in the 2nd amendment
of
the
Matrimonial
Freedom Act clearly states that…

Bill Gates : If you love someone, Set her
free,
If
she comes
back, I think we can charge
her for re-installation fees and tell her that
she’s also going to
get an upgrade.

Osama Bin Laden: If you love someone
set
her free
if she
doesn’t come back set bombs to bomb her

Biologist: If you love someone, Set her
free,
She’ll evolve.

Statisticians: If you love someone, Set her
free,
If she loves
you, the probability of her coming back is
high.
If she doesn’t,
your relationship was improbable anyway.

MacArthur fans: If you love someone, Set
her
free,
SHE SHALL RETURN!

Overpossessive person: If you love
someone,
don’t
set her free.

The FBI agent: If you love someone, set
her
free.
Then put
bug on her phone and surveillance
cameras
in her
house.

The Pathetic: If you love someone, set
her
free.
Who wants
to be stuck with a loser like you anyway?

The Lawyer: If you love someone, set her
free.
Then sue her
for emotional distress.

The Psycho: If you love someone, set her
free.
If she
doesn’t come back shoot her.

The Creepy Sociopath: If you love
someone,
stalk her.

The Psychologist: If u love someone set
her
free
but study
her mind and her defense mechanisms if
she
still
loves u

The Marketer: If u love someone set her
free if
she comes
back sell her

The Nature lover: If u love someone set
her
free
if she
comes back plant a tree

NOW WAT KIND OF LOVER R U?

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